Thursday, December 16, 2010

Saturday, November 20, 2010

1=2

Q. Proof 1=2. ----------------------------( 6 Marks ) 

Friday, November 19, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE

Always remember 

"Money is not Everything in Life" 

but 

Make sure u Earn Sufficient "BEFORE THINKING SUCH NONSENSE" 

COMING SOON

Pappu ki teacher se hui ladayi 

Teacher ne pappu ki kri dhulayi 

Pappu ka garam hua khoon 

Gya kabristan aur khodi kabar 

aur kabar pe teacher ki phot taang k likh diya 

"COMING SOON"

THINK HATKE

Boy: My gf broke up wid me n sent me pictures of her wid her new bf. 

3 GOLDEN RULES

3 Golden Rules from my mind: 

JIYO MERE LAAL

Class m masti ki toh 

What is DIFFICULT

Walking alone is not difficult, 

Pyar kro Lekin Zra Sambhal K

Gehrayi pyar m ho toh bewafai ni hoti 

WORLD'S BEST FEELING

The World's Best Feeling Comes When 

Whom u HATE MOST?

Teacher: Baccho aap sabse zyada kisse nafrat krte ho?? 

How is this COLLEGE

Ek student ne M.B.A. ka form bharte hue pas m khade chokidar se poocha: 

Sunday, November 7, 2010

CID RETURNS

Itne saal hue Daya ki koi gf nhi h.. 

IT's MA LAST SMS

It is My LAST SMS for u 

GOOD EVENING

APKO PYAR HO GYA H

Ye Dekho GHAR 

IMPORTANT QUOTE FOR MY FRIENDS

"Love Your Friends, Not Their Sisters..." 

TAMATAR KHAO

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko de do! 

WHICH GAME YOU PLAY?

Tom to Doctor: U said dat by playing in morning will make me fit nd f9, but it doesn't worked on me! 

1st OPERATION AFTER M.B.B.S.

Ek admi ne M.B.B.S. ki Padhayi puri ki, 

BE CREATIVE By BILL GATES

"I studied everything but never topped, 

WHY WE DON'T SUCCEED IN OUR 1st LOVE

We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love! 

WHY I LIKE YOU

I like 3 things most:

Saturday, November 6, 2010

I'm AFRAID TO LOSE U

When I 1st saw u.. 
I was afraid to meet u.. 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

DABANG SPECIAL-2

Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya kijiye- "Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye" 

HAPPY DIWALI IN COMPUTER STYLE

#include<bestwish.h>

HAPPY DHANTERAS

Have 9 Things in life: 

UNIT TO MEASURE LOVE

Girl: We have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, etc but nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why? 

Monday, November 1, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010

MORNING GREETINGS

Morning Greetings Doesn't Only Mean Saying GOOD MORNING

Friday, October 29, 2010

WTF

Shery's GF joins FACEBOOK, so Shery wrote on her wall "WTF"

HAVE A SWEET MORNING

"SWEET"Day.
"SWEET"Morning.
"SWEET"Hopes.
"SWEET"Plans.
"SWEET"Efforts.
"SWEET"Success.
"SWEET"Feelings.

I wish u a SWEET & SUCCESSFUL DAY...

GOOD MORNING :D


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Prove: 2/10=2

Q. Prove 2/10=2

SON STOP EMBARRASSING US


An e-mail from BILL GATE's SON to his DAD:

GIR GYA PAPPU

Chal rhi thi hawa udd rha tha pappu

Mirchiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mirchi muh k alawa kaha lgti h?

Arz Kiya h:

Green Green Baag m Green Green totey

EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!

Yesterday nite i had a dream dat in examination hall of HEAVEN, GOD told us to write down all of our SINS!

Who feel ur PAIN most?

The one who luvs U the most,

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

What Is Love?

Love is just like pee(susu) in undy(chaddy)....everyone can see it but only u can feel it...

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Dil Hai Toh Pyar Hai
Commitment doesn't mean sticking to a person when you don't have any option...

It means keeping a relation with sum1 even though you have lots of options !! :)
Once James Bond met a dog in the jungle.
Vada h tumko nhi satayenge,
Question of the day: Konse game mein sabse zyada kamayi hai????
"A"void
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are:
Twinkle Twinkle Lazy Star,