1=2

Q. Proof 1=2. ----------------------------( 6 Marks ) 

SEC C

Newton's Wife to Newton: 

CRAZY CID FACTS

Only for u ppl...here are 8 crazy CID facts: 

80+90=100

Teacher: 80+90=? 

HAPPY WINTERS

Nikaal lao rajai, or nikaal lao takiya.. 

CID + 3 IDIOTS PJ

Kandho ko Kitabo k bojh ne Jhukaya 

LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE

GIRL: Will u love me after marriage also??? 

A LOVELY SAYING

Possessiveness does not come wen sum1 needs u in dere life.. 

SOME USEFUL ABBREVATIONS

L.L.B. =  Life Long Bachelor. 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT

A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT: 

ENGLISH CLASS

Kid: Me sleep with dad last night. 

JACK n JILL PART- 2

Jack: Mein ek bar raat ko susu krne gya, to mene dekha toilet m SHER tha. 

JACK n JILL

JACK JILL k juice ka glass pee gya. 

GOOD MORNING

Get up from ur soft soft bed, 

DABANG SPECIAL- BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS:-

MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE

Always remember 

"Money is not Everything in Life" 

but 

Make sure u Earn Sufficient "BEFORE THINKING SUCH NONSENSE" 

COMING SOON

Pappu ki teacher se hui ladayi 

Teacher ne pappu ki kri dhulayi 

Pappu ka garam hua khoon 

Gya kabristan aur khodi kabar 

aur kabar pe teacher ki phot taang k likh diya 

"COMING SOON"

THINK HATKE

Boy: My gf broke up wid me n sent me pictures of her wid her new bf. 

3 GOLDEN RULES

3 Golden Rules from my mind: 

JIYO MERE LAAL

Class m masti ki toh 

What is DIFFICULT

Walking alone is not difficult, 

Pyar kro Lekin Zra Sambhal K

Gehrayi pyar m ho toh bewafai ni hoti 

WORLD'S BEST FEELING

The World's Best Feeling Comes When 

Whom u HATE MOST?

Teacher: Baccho aap sabse zyada kisse nafrat krte ho?? 

How is this COLLEGE

Ek student ne M.B.A. ka form bharte hue pas m khade chokidar se poocha: 

CID RETURNS

Itne saal hue Daya ki koi gf nhi h.. 

IT's MA LAST SMS

It is My LAST SMS for u 

GOOD EVENING

APKO PYAR HO GYA H

Ye Dekho GHAR 

IMPORTANT QUOTE FOR MY FRIENDS

"Love Your Friends, Not Their Sisters..." 

TAMATAR KHAO

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko de do! 

WHICH GAME YOU PLAY?

Tom to Doctor: U said dat by playing in morning will make me fit nd f9, but it doesn't worked on me! 

1st OPERATION AFTER M.B.B.S.

Ek admi ne M.B.B.S. ki Padhayi puri ki, 

BE CREATIVE By BILL GATES

"I studied everything but never topped, 

WHY WE DON'T SUCCEED IN OUR 1st LOVE

We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love! 

WHY I LIKE YOU

I like 3 things most:

I'm AFRAID TO LOSE U

When I 1st saw u.. 

I was afraid to meet u.. 

HAPPY DIPAWALI

Diye ki Roshni, Rongoli ki Bahar, 

HAPPY DIWALI

Laxmi Mata moving from door to door

Happy & Prosperous DIWALI

With the glow of DIYAS nd echo of the CHANTS

DABANG SPECIAL-2

Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya kijiye- "Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye" 

HAPPY DIWALI IN COMPUTER STYLE

#include<bestwish.h>

HAPPY DHANTERAS

Have 9 Things in life: 

UNIT TO MEASURE LOVE

Girl: We have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, etc but nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why? 

GOOD MORNING

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