tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921011576731266952024-03-05T14:07:38.892+05:30Daily Mobile SMSMukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-35620756988534215972012-01-21T14:26:00.001+05:302012-01-21T14:27:29.622+05:30Nice Truth Of The Life<div><p>Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai,<br>
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Aur Log samjhte hai k Hum samjhdar ho Gaye hai..!</p>
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Us Ke Bin Chup Chup Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,<br />Khamoshi Se Ek Dard ko Sehna Achcha Lagta Hai,<br /><a name='more'></a><br />Jiss Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Aansoon Baraste Hain,<br />Samne Us Ke Kuch Na Kehna Achcha Lagta Hai,<br /><br />Mil Kar Us Se Bichad Na Jayen, Darte Rehte Hain,<br />Is Liye Bass Door Hi Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,<br /><br />Jee Chahe Apni Sari Khushiyan Laa Kar Usko De Dun,<br />Us Ke Pyaar Mein Sab Kuch Khona Achcha Lagta Hai,<br /><br />Uska Milna Na Milna Kismatt Ki Baat Hai, Magar;<br />Pal Pal Uski Yaad Mein Rona Achcha Lagta Hai,<br /><br />Us Ke Bina Saari Khushiyaan Ajeeb Si Lagti Hain,<br />Ro Ro Kar Uski Yaad Mein Sona Achcha Lagta Hai... !</div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-36022915957532405592012-01-01T12:24:00.000+05:302012-01-01T12:30:05.183+05:30What We Have Learnt From 2011?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
2011 se kya seekha..??<br />
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<a name='more'></a>Thappad se dar nahi lagta pyar se lagta hai..!!<br />
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Munni badnaam, sheila jawan ho sakti hai..!!<br />
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Dil dedo nahi to dil ka achaar dal jayega..!!<br />
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Tirchhee najar se dil penchar ho sakta hai or tyre bhi..!!<br />
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'Tinku' and 'Jiya' isak ka manjan ghiste hain..!!<br />
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4 baje tak party baaki rehti hai..!!<br />
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We can call jalebi as jalebi bai..!!<br />
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12 mahino mein 12 tarike se pyar karne ki techniques..!!<br />
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Govt Can maaf 7 khoon..!!<br />
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Ravan apni wife ko pyar se chammak challo bulata tha..!!<br />
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Aap apne brother ki dulhan par bhi line maar sakte hain..!!<br />
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Teri meri prem kahani mushkil ho sakti hai agr bodyguard beech mein aa jaye..!!<br />
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Emraan hashmi ki har picture dirty nahi ho sakti..!!<br />
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Asli don se jyada kamaai movie ke don kar sakte hain..!!<br />
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2011 definitely rocks :) ;) <span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0Palwal, Haryana, India28.13858 77.3291428.110576000000002 77.289657999999989 28.166584 77.368622tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-15114729461351005262012-01-01T12:19:00.000+05:302012-01-01T12:19:28.846+05:30♥ Happy New Year 2012 ♥<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" />♥ Happy New Year 2012 ♥<span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span><a name='more'></a><br /><div>
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</div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0Palwal, Haryana, India28.13858 77.3291428.110576000000002 77.289657999999989 28.166584 77.368622tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-61060291223888647392011-08-18T22:19:00.005+05:302011-08-18T22:26:10.334+05:30What Is Love?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 14px;">What Is Love? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span><br />
<a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 14px;">For A Boy:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 14px;">It Is That Stupid Nervousness</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">It Is That Excitement Of Standing</span></span></span></div>
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Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-74444925235831877592011-07-16T22:16:00.000+05:302011-07-16T22:16:44.110+05:30New Age Poem<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Chatting Chatting</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Yes mamma.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"> <a name='more'></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">with new girlsss</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span></span><div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />No mamma.<br /><br /><br />Telling lies<br /><br /><br />No mamma.<br /><br /><br />Open ur Facebook<br /><br /><br />Ha..Ha..Ha... </span></span></span></div>
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Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-18633035283874351122011-04-30T07:44:00.000+05:302011-04-30T07:44:23.224+05:30Do you know ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><em><strong> </strong></em><em><strong>Do you know what's pain?</strong></em></span><blockquote><br />
<blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Seeing your loved one with someone else.</span></strong></em></blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a name='more'></a> </span></strong></em></blockquote><br />
<em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Do you know whats love? </span></strong></em><br />
<blockquote><blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Look into the eyes of your loved one after a tight hug. </span></strong></em></blockquote></blockquote><br />
<em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Do you know whats worse? </span></strong></em><br />
<blockquote><blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Imagine your loved one leaving you forever. </span></strong></em></blockquote></blockquote><br />
<em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Do you know how furtile life is? </span></strong></em><br />
<blockquote><blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Imagine a life without the one you love. </span></strong></em></blockquote></blockquote><br />
<em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Do you know whats irritating? </span></strong></em><br />
<blockquote><blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">To see someone irritating your love. </span></strong></em></blockquote></blockquote><br />
<em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Do you know whats hurting? </span></strong></em><br />
<blockquote><blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">When you realize your loved one got hurt with your behaviour. </span></strong></em></blockquote></blockquote><br />
<em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Do you know if you're in love? </span></strong></em><br />
<blockquote><blockquote><em><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Who was it you were thinking about while reading all this.</span></strong></em></blockquote></blockquote></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-80383003552257189802011-02-22T22:39:00.002+05:302011-02-22T22:46:02.346+05:30Why Student is Confused in Exam?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Tchr in exam: y r u confused? </span></i></b></span><br />
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</span></i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">did u 4gt ur roll numb? pen? calculator? </span></i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Stdnt: O Chup kar ja ! ethe m galat subject di parchi le aya...tennu pen pencil di agg lgi h :P</span></i></b></span></div></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-36405891913687134092011-01-03T01:26:00.000+05:302011-01-03T01:26:37.295+05:30Value Of DOT(.)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>A gal got 1st class in her B.ed exam! </i></b></span><a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"><b><i>Her excited byfrnd sent sms to girl's father "ur daughter is first class in Bed" </i></b></span></i></b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br />
Father fainted !!</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-43672808242333558852011-01-02T11:39:00.002+05:302011-01-02T11:39:52.456+05:307 Things Girls And Boys Do During ExamsSeven things gals do in an exam hall -<a name='more'></a> <div><ol><li>Write </li>
<li>Tuck da hair behind ears. </li>
<li>Again Write </li>
<li>Change the empty refill </li>
<li>Again write </li>
<li>Ask for xtra sheet </li>
<li>Again keep writin. </li>
</ol><div>Seven things boyz do in exam hall - </div></div><div><br />
</div><div><ol><li>Count the number of gals </li>
<li>Check out the young lady supervisor </li>
<li>Draw sum modern art on bench </li>
<li>Revising the location of chits in the pockets </li>
<li>Seeing the brand name of the pen </li>
<li>Regreting wasting the last nite, studying </li>
<li>Deciding the chapters to b put in option for the next exam... </li>
</ol><div>Nd after exams... </div></div><div><br />
</div><div>Gals: U know paper bohot kharab gya, It was so lengthy I cudn't draw a diagram.... I m goin to fall dis time (means my distinction is gone) </div><div><br />
</div><div>Boyz: Faad dala yaar, sala ek raat padh k paas...Chal party krte h... ;-)</div><div><br />
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</div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-29311694396117625312011-01-02T11:02:00.000+05:302011-01-02T11:02:13.387+05:30Bewafa Hme Keh Gye<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Badle the wo aur mausam hme keh gye, </span></i></b><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Ache the wo jo bura hme keh gye, </span></i></b><a name='more'></a><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div>Hmne toh ki thi har pal unse wafa, </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Khud se na nibhayi gyi to....BEWAFA hme keh gye....</span></i></b></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0Palwal, Haryana, India28.153499912966616 77.3185372352600128.153204412966616 77.31808123526001 28.153795412966616 77.31899323526001tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-55827208409474827412010-12-16T09:03:00.000+05:302010-12-16T09:03:40.613+05:30Good Morning<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Morning is Silent </span></i></b><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Morning is Beautiful, </span></i></b><a name='more'></a><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Morning is New, </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Morning is Quite, </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Morning is Love, </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Morning is Incomplete without wishing u a </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">GOOD MORNING.</span></i></b></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-27673051199898146082010-12-15T13:06:00.000+05:302010-12-15T13:06:14.460+05:30Salman Khan Is Disturbed<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Why is Salman Khan Disturbed these Days? </i></b></span><a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i> ?</i></b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>?</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>coz </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Uski gf Jawan ho gyi h aur bhabhi Badnaam..!!!</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-61212011225526549372010-12-01T10:10:00.000+05:302010-12-01T10:10:49.501+05:30HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 IN ADVANCE<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>2011 is Coming </i></b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>In Advance </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>I Wish U a Very </i></b></span><a name='more'></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy New Year, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy Frndshp Day, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Valentine Day, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Independence Day, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Republic Day, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Gandhi Jayanti, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy Ramzan, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy Bakar Id, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy Diwali, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Holi, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>X-Mas, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy, Mother, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Father, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Dada, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Dadi, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Nana, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Nani Days, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy Teacher's, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Student's, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Children's Day, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Happy Birthday, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>365 Good Mornings, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Good Afternoons, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Good Evenings </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>& </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Good Nights....</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>huhhhhhhhhh </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Roz ka natak he khatam. </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Ab pura saal mat kehna k SMS ni kiya... </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Have a nice Life :D</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-25735497147294245412010-11-20T00:13:00.000+05:302010-11-20T00:13:30.520+05:301=2<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Q. Proof 1=2. ----------------------------( 6 Marks ) </i></b></span><a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Sol.- </i></b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Let x = y --------- (1)</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>=> 2x = 2y (multiplying both sides by 2) </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>=> 2x-x = 2y-x (subtracting x from both sides) </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>=> 2x-x = 2y-x (from eq. (1)) </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>=> y-x = 2y-2x </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>=> <s>(y-x)</s> = 2<s>(y-x)</s> </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>=> 1 = 2</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><u>HENCE PROVED</u></span></i></b></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-91259056649835471942010-11-19T23:59:00.000+05:302010-11-19T23:59:43.744+05:30SEC C<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Newton's Wife to Newton: </span></i></b><a name='more'></a><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">How m I lukin?? </span></i></b><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Newton: tan C/sin C </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Wife: huh? </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Newton: tan C/sin C </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">= (sin C/cos C)/sin C </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">= sin C(sin C . cos C) </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">= 1/cos C </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">= sec C</span></i></b></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-80665376518516272792010-11-17T15:03:00.001+05:302010-11-17T15:04:30.093+05:30CRAZY CID FACTS<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Only for u ppl...here are 8 crazy CID facts: </i></b></span><br />
<div><a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><ol><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Daya has d WORLD RECORD of breaking most no. of doors. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>CID Bureau has 1 Toyota Qualis since 10 yrs. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>In d entire 20 storeyed building of CID, only 6 ppl work. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Der is no POLICE. CID handles every case. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Accused person accepts his crime only after getting a slap from DAYA on d face. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>None of dem has ever got married other den FREDDY & ACP. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>No 1 ever got promoted...not even ACP. </i></b></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>SALUNKE just presses "ctrl+alt" & gets d FINGER PRINTS..... </i></b></span></li>
</ol></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-83737080706280926032010-11-17T14:45:00.000+05:302010-11-17T14:45:12.758+05:3080+90=100<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Teacher: 80+90=? </i></b></span><div><a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Jack: 100. </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Teacher: Galat, 80+90=170. </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Jack: Par sir, bachpan se toh humne suna h k</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>"AKKAD BAKKAD BAMBE BO, </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>80 90 poorey 100"</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-21471520037107477622010-11-16T13:30:00.000+05:302010-11-16T13:30:58.710+05:30HAPPY WINTERS<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Nikaal lao rajai, or nikaal lao takiya.. </i></b></span><a name='more'></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Sarso k saag k sath khao makke ki rotiyan.. </i></b></span><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Sardi ab aa gyi ab nahana kr do band!! </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>meri taraf se apko HAPPI THAND!!!! :)</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-40791234210519620152010-11-14T22:20:00.000+05:302010-11-14T22:20:17.238+05:30CID + 3 IDIOTS PJ<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Kandho ko Kitabo k bojh ne Jhukaya <a name='more'></a></i></b></span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>ACP: "Daya tum khooni ko pakdo </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>m MOOTRAVISARJAN kr k aya</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-51860095369752307132010-11-14T20:55:00.000+05:302010-11-14T20:55:59.092+05:30LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>GIRL: Will u love me after marriage also??? <a name='more'></a></i></b></span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Boy: This depends on ur hubby,</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>if he allows me :)</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-45971130376004834702010-11-14T20:50:00.000+05:302010-11-14T20:50:04.876+05:30A LOVELY SAYING<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">Possessiveness does not come wen sum1 needs u in dere life.. </span></i></b><a name='more'></a><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">But it really comes wen sum1 fears datdey will lose u 4m der life</span></i></b>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-54680268293579759282010-11-14T20:40:00.000+05:302010-11-14T20:40:36.232+05:30SOME USEFUL ABBREVATIONS<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">L.L.B. = Life Long Bachelor. </span></i></b><a name='more'></a><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">L.I.C. = Love Is Compulsory. </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">C.O.L.L.E.G.E. = Come On Lets Love Each Girl Everyday. </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">W.I.F.E. = Without Investment Full Enjoy. </span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><br />
</span></i></b></div><div><br />
</div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-81558682846332149132010-11-13T14:07:00.001+05:302010-11-13T14:14:34.650+05:30IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT: </i></b></span><br />
<a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>LOVE TREES </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>NOT UNDER THE TREES </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>.</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>BECAUSE WE HAVE TO INCREASE POPULATION OF TREES..........</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>NOT OF HUMANS..........</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-592101157673126695.post-8936171790582865412010-11-13T13:58:00.000+05:302010-11-13T13:58:46.890+05:30ENGLISH CLASS<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Kid: Me sleep with dad last night. </i></b></span><a name='more'></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Teacher Corrected: No beta, I slept with dad last night.. </i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i><br />
</i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;"><b><i>Kid: App mere sone k baad ayi hogi!!!</i></b></span></div>Mukul Singhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16084569565945350822noreply@blogger.com0