Good Morning

Morning is Silent 

Morning is Beautiful, 

Salman Khan Is Disturbed

Why is Salman Khan Disturbed these Days? 

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 IN ADVANCE

2011 is Coming 

In Advance 

I Wish U a Very 

1=2

Q. Proof 1=2. ----------------------------( 6 Marks ) 

SEC C

Newton's Wife to Newton: 

CRAZY CID FACTS

Only for u ppl...here are 8 crazy CID facts: 

80+90=100

Teacher: 80+90=? 

HAPPY WINTERS

Nikaal lao rajai, or nikaal lao takiya.. 

CID + 3 IDIOTS PJ

Kandho ko Kitabo k bojh ne Jhukaya 

LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE

GIRL: Will u love me after marriage also??? 

A LOVELY SAYING

Possessiveness does not come wen sum1 needs u in dere life.. 

SOME USEFUL ABBREVATIONS

L.L.B. =  Life Long Bachelor. 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT

A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT: 

ENGLISH CLASS

Kid: Me sleep with dad last night. 

JACK n JILL PART- 2

Jack: Mein ek bar raat ko susu krne gya, to mene dekha toilet m SHER tha. 

JACK n JILL

JACK JILL k juice ka glass pee gya. 

GOOD MORNING

Get up from ur soft soft bed, 

DABANG SPECIAL- BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS:-

MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE

Always remember 

"Money is not Everything in Life" 

but 

Make sure u Earn Sufficient "BEFORE THINKING SUCH NONSENSE" 

COMING SOON

Pappu ki teacher se hui ladayi 

Teacher ne pappu ki kri dhulayi 

Pappu ka garam hua khoon 

Gya kabristan aur khodi kabar 

aur kabar pe teacher ki phot taang k likh diya 

"COMING SOON"

THINK HATKE

Boy: My gf broke up wid me n sent me pictures of her wid her new bf. 

3 GOLDEN RULES

3 Golden Rules from my mind: 

JIYO MERE LAAL

Class m masti ki toh 

What is DIFFICULT

Walking alone is not difficult, 

Pyar kro Lekin Zra Sambhal K

Gehrayi pyar m ho toh bewafai ni hoti 

WORLD'S BEST FEELING

The World's Best Feeling Comes When 

Whom u HATE MOST?

Teacher: Baccho aap sabse zyada kisse nafrat krte ho?? 

How is this COLLEGE

Ek student ne M.B.A. ka form bharte hue pas m khade chokidar se poocha: 

CID RETURNS

Itne saal hue Daya ki koi gf nhi h.. 

IT's MA LAST SMS

It is My LAST SMS for u 

GOOD EVENING

APKO PYAR HO GYA H

Ye Dekho GHAR 

IMPORTANT QUOTE FOR MY FRIENDS

"Love Your Friends, Not Their Sisters..." 

TAMATAR KHAO

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko de do! 

WHICH GAME YOU PLAY?

Tom to Doctor: U said dat by playing in morning will make me fit nd f9, but it doesn't worked on me! 

1st OPERATION AFTER M.B.B.S.

Ek admi ne M.B.B.S. ki Padhayi puri ki, 

BE CREATIVE By BILL GATES

"I studied everything but never topped, 

WHY WE DON'T SUCCEED IN OUR 1st LOVE

We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love! 

WHY I LIKE YOU

I like 3 things most:

I'm AFRAID TO LOSE U

When I 1st saw u.. 

I was afraid to meet u.. 

HAPPY DIPAWALI

Diye ki Roshni, Rongoli ki Bahar, 

HAPPY DIWALI

Laxmi Mata moving from door to door

Happy & Prosperous DIWALI

With the glow of DIYAS nd echo of the CHANTS

DABANG SPECIAL-2

Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya kijiye- "Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye" 

HAPPY DIWALI IN COMPUTER STYLE

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HAPPY DHANTERAS

Have 9 Things in life: 

UNIT TO MEASURE LOVE

Girl: We have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, etc but nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why? 

GOOD MORNING

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GUD NIGHT POEM

Touch ur Heart, 

Close ur Eyes, 

NEW GEN ALPHABETS

New Generation's Alphabets :

MORNING GREETINGS

Morning Greetings Doesn't Only Mean Saying GOOD MORNING. 

WTF

Shery's GF joins FACEBOOK, so Shery wrote on her wall "WTF"

HAVE A SWEET MORNING

"SWEET"Day.

"SWEET"Morning.

"SWEET"Hopes.

"SWEET"Plans.

"SWEET"Efforts.

"SWEET"Success.

"SWEET"Feelings.

I wish u a SWEET & SUCCESSFUL DAY...

GOOD MORNING :D

DABANG SPECIAL

Santa Dabang dekh kr aya,

TEARS ARE COSTLY

Tears Are 1 Of The Most Costly Liquid..

LECTURER

Wo aye hum dekhte rhe..

LOVE U LIKE ME?

I don't fear to lose u...

ABCD of GOOD NIGHT

"A" for Adorable Night

GOOD NIGHT

What is MATURITY?

Maturity is not when we star speaking BIG THINGS,

WHY LOVE IS BLIND?

Why Love Is Blind???

WHY LOVE IS BLIND?

Why Love Is Blind???

THIS IS MY FORMULA

Mohobbat wo haseen gunah h

Prove: 2/10=2

Q. Prove 2/10=2

SON STOP EMBARRASSING US

An e-mail from BILL GATE's SON to his DAD:

GIR GYA PAPPU

Chal rhi thi hawa udd rha tha pappu

Mirchiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mirchi muh k alawa kaha lgti h?

Arz Kiya h:

Green Green Baag m Green Green totey

EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!

Yesterday nite i had a dream dat in examination hall of HEAVEN, GOD told us to write down all of our SINS!

Who feel ur PAIN most?

The one who luvs U the most,

What Is Love?

Love is just like pee(susu) in undy(chaddy)....everyone can see it but only u can feel it...

MISS ME

In Happy Moments

Life itself will have CRUSH on U...

Let the Dimples dig ur cheeks deep..

12th Pass Kar Lo

( '_')

Dil Hai Toh Pyar Hai

Commitment doesn't mean sticking to a person when you don't have any option...

It means keeping a relation with sum1 even though you have lots of options !! :)

Once James Bond met a dog in the jungle.

Vada h tumko nhi satayenge,

Question of the day: Konse game mein sabse zyada kamayi hai????

"A"void

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs are:

Twinkle Twinkle Lazy Star,